Jokes and Songs about Yugos

• How do you make a Yugo go faster?
  A towtruck.
  
• What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
  Passengers.
  
• Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
  
• The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
  
• A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
  
• I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".
  
• How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
  Push it over a cliff.
  

The I drive a Yugo song by Left Wing Fascists (RealAudio). Back to jokes.