My mom is a German. Her family is
from 
Petrovaradin (which is a twin city with Novi Sad in Serbia's province of Vojvodina, 
with a large German minority). She is a German citizen and she lives in Germany 
for past 33 years and Germany is where I was born.
This,
however, is not 
enough under the German anti-immigration laws to make me a citizen. My 
parents divorced in a Yugoslav court when I was six and I was awarded to the 
foster care of my paternal grandmother. Nevertheless, by 
loosing a German mom from my household, I lost the claim to German citizenship. 
Jawoll, Herr Sturmbahnfuehrer. 
My parents were obnoxious yuppies preoccupied with their 
silly careers, and court finally decided that they were emotionally unavailable - too 
busy to raise a child.